1 my name is kara

20 my friends call me carebear

2 my sister is the only person in 5 generations who wasnt born out of wedlock

3 my grandma and her twin brother was born in jail cuz their mom wasnt married

4 i smoke marlboro reds

5 i only like to drink milk from black cups

6 i like people coming to my house

Let's assume for the sake of this discussion that you have resigned to the fact that you are a worthless piece of dog shit with no salvation in sight. Although you will no longer be a direct cost to your family's monthly budget, you will become a short term capitalized cost in the form of final expenses. With the average funeral running about $7000 for the no frills pine box and plastic gardenias, your parents will likely have to take out a second mortgage to put your sorry sel